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Mocking the Draft: Final Edition, Part One

Mocking the NFL Draft is a column running weekly until the NFL Draft, in which Pipez literally* puts on a Mel ...

Daily FaF Smear (Apr. 21)

UConn studs of yesteryear: Ray-Ray and B-Gor The Celtics surely miss Kevin Garnett, but they are not at a loss for ...

I Will Miss John Madden’s Color Commentating Mishaps

You may have heard that a certain legendary coach, broadcaster, and pioneering video game developer retired last week. He was also ...

Daily FaF Smear (Apr. 20)

Welcome to my first smear.  Much like Scott from Season 5 of The Wire, I’ve been promoted due to general incompetence ...

2008-2009 NBA MVP and Why LeBron Is Life Fail

  Not the MVP—his morals are the suxors. With the playoffs upon us, it seemed time to dole out the MVP and LVP ...

Daily FaF Smear (4/18/09)

The Flyers fell in overtime to the Penguins last night, 3-2. This is not acceptable! There’s no such thing as “home-ice advantage” in ...

Man Disrespects Cowboys Flag, Given FaF Medal of Honor

  Put up your dukes, man. Dukes? Dukes?! I ain't got no fucking dukes. There are certain occasions when Fourth and ...

THE Random Baby’s Playoff Pics; BJ Raji; Ultimate Country Update

THE Random Baby is almost 3 months old and the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. She’s also a sports psychic. ...

Mocking the Draft: Preparing for the draft at home

Mocking the NFL Draft is a column running weekly until the NFL Draft, in which Pipez literally* puts on a Mel ...

NFL to Announce 2009 Schedule Tonight, Prepare Accordingly

The NFL will announce the 2009 schedule tonight at 6:00 PM CST (because CST is the only time zone that matters!). ...

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