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An Open Letter to Jo-Jo Reyes

Published by on May 8, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - MLB

Hey Jo-Jo, how's it going?

Just thought I'd let you in on a little secret: you're not "the man."

In fact, you are far from it.

When your team loses, according to the Peachtree TV crew, 15 straight of your appearances, it's not them, it's you.

You make me utterly sick every time you step on the mound because I know what's about to happen.

Hold on, I take that back, two out of three times I know what's going to happen.

Your inconsistencies bring tears to my eyes.

But, don't worry.

My utter distaste for you will soon be over, as you'll finally find your niche.

Yes, I really believe that.

It'll be in AAA.  Burn in Gwinne...

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