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Come To Think Of It: Impotent Chicago Cubs Couldn’t Score in a Brothel

Published by on May 22, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - MLB

Do they make Viagra for baseball bats? Can it improve performance? If so, the Cubs had better start taking it.

Alright, so maybe that is a bit of a cheap shot. But, after all, our Cubbies have scored just two runs in their last 27 innings against the Cardinals. Now they head to San Diego, where they expect to revive their slumping bats in a ballpark that is pitcher friendly, against a team that hasn't lost since the Cubs swept them.

Good luck with that.

Actually, it's so illogical that it just might work. Anyway, it's no more illogical than the argument that the Cubs didn't win in the playoffs because they didn't have enough left-handed bats.

Since then, they went out and acquired the ser...

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