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Fenway’s Sausage King: Nine Inches of Pure Pleasure

Published by on May 3, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - MLB

As an athlete and in most things I do, I consider myself to be a middle of the packer. An average hitter, with average speed (in my day of course) and an arm maybe slightly above average.

As a distance runner, the thoroughbreds win, the plow horses bring up the rear, and I am at best a Clydesdale. And in football, the half back scored, the full back opened the holes and I was a situational back.

But when it comes to eating, I am in a league of my own. Oh sure, Joey Chestnut or Kobayashi I'm not, but put a couple of Big Macs and a Super Sized Fry in front of me  and move over Rosie O'Donnell. There's only enough room in this Bleacher Seat for one of us.

I was at a digestive advantage right from the g...

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