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The All Fat All-Stars: A Tribute to Bartolo Colon

Published by on April 17, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - MLB

In Honor of Bartolo Colon's game against the Tampa Bay Rays tonight, I would like to present "The All Fat All-Stars:"

C: Dioner "Fast As a Brick Wall" Navarro (5'9"and 210 pounds) and Brayan "Why Can't I be called Pudge?" Pena (5'11"and 245 pounds)

1B: Dmitri "Bigger Than Your Nose Tackle" Young (6'2" and 300 pounds) and Prince "Maybe if I Go Vegan, No One Will Notice I'm So Fat" Fielder (5'11" and 270 pounds)

2B: Ronnie "Fatty McButterpants" Belliard (5'10" and 215 pounds)

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3B: Joel "I Got Too Fat to Play Shortstop" Guzman (6'5" and 260 pounds)

OF: Matt "I Have an Athletic Build for ...

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