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Brett Favre Unretires To Announce Retirement (Satire)

Published by on May 4, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - NFL

It officially happened, according to several unnamed sources.

Brett Favre is back.

Or at least he was.

According to Person X, Favre signed a deal with the Vikings, and upon crossing his T's, he immediately looked directly into the eyes of Minnesota Vikings' General Manager Rick Spielman and said, "I'd like to be released now."

"I was in utter shock," said Spielman. "Not even one training camp before he retires?"

Spielman wasn't as shocked as Ted Thompson, who claimed that his cell phone rang while he was still recovering from a drugging that took place when he was kidnapped during the draft.

"I was blown away. He said all he wants to do is sign a one-day deal so he coul...

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