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Cowboys Suffer Startling Non-Metaphorical Collapse (Satire)

Published by on May 5, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - NFL

The Dallas Cowboys were stunned over the weekend as their practice facility in Texas collapsed during a rainstorm, injuring several people and frightening everyone inside. The team is unsure how to deal with the disaster, as they are usually only accustomed to metaphorical collapses during the season and postseason, despite having superior talent.

"I don't know how to deal with this man," said quarterback Tony Romo. "People actually hurt by falling debris...usually it's just people who have our players on their fantasy teams who suffer.

"This is rough. I want to give out my condolences to those injured in the collapse. I promise you that this will be nothing compared to the kind of letdowns we have planned for the u...

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