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Donovan Mcnabb Brokers Middle East Peace, Booed For Taking So Long (Satire)

Published by on April 30, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - NFL

After years of searching for a peace agreement, President Barack Obama held a press conference today to announce that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb brokered Mid-East peace via cell phone while in his Arizona home.

The emotional announcement was met by boos from thirty Eagles fans who made the trip to the White House, led by WIP radio personality Angelo Cataldi.

"He's had fifteen years here. Why did it take so long?" screamed Cataldi.

"You suck, McNabb!" he added.

Echoing Cataldi's sentiments was Tony from Palmyra.

"You know what? If he had done this years ago, the world would be a better place," said Tony. "Every single death in the history of that region until now...

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