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Eric Mangini’s “To Do” List for the Cleveland Browns (Satire)

Published by on May 24, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - NFL

Top 10 things I need to do in Cleveland before the season starts.

By Eric Mangini:

Paint over mural. It may clash with my ego and patented brand of losing. Trade my No. 1 receiver. Who really needs him when I can get guys from the Jets practice squad? Check the Jets practice squad from three years ago and find someone willing to play for me. If they say no, send them flowers and beg for them to play. Ignore Shaun Rogers! Acknowledge Shaun Rogers! Ignore Shaun Smith. Then, call Bill Parcells and collect money from the “Ignore Guys Named Shaun” pool. Acknowledge Shaun Smith, then insult him about weight and attitude....

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