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Hey Lions: Billy Mays Here for Aaron Curry

Published by on April 22, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - NFL

Billy Mays here for Aaron Curry!

In the market for a 23-year-old football player recently deemed the nation's top linebacker on the collegiate level? If so, do I have a deal for you.

Like Derrick Johnson? Of course you do. Well, this guy's better than the Chiefs linebacker. Much better.

OK, so you're probably wondering, "Billy, what are you getting at?"

What I'm getting at is 6'3" of pure tackling power chiseled from a solid block of granite excavated from the Blue Ridge mountains. What I'm getting at is a linebacker who will make grown men cry, grown women faint and in-grown hairs disappear.

Oops, my bad. Different product.

Aaron Curry people! That's what I'm getting at. ...

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