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Forget About Phoenix: Are Sean Avery And The Stars Moving To Toronto? (Satire)

Published by on May 24, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - NHL

Will Sean Avery wind up playing for the Toronto North Stars in the NHL?

As I sat on the shore of Lake Ontario at the Colonel Samuel Smith Park yesterday, missing the Penguins-Hurricanes game in the Stanley Cup semi-finals, I had a vision.

We were watching the lights along the margin of the bay of the cross-border region called "Tor-Buff-Chester". In case you never heard of it, Tor-Buff-Chester is the big urban area which stretches from Toronto through Buffalo to Rochester.

I had a vision of Sean Avery playing for the Toronto North Stars in the NHL.

Meanwhile, Malkin and Crosby were making life miserable for the 'Canes goalie, Cam Ward, winning 6-2.

Who are you calling hockey-mad?

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