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Mets Looking For Refund and Newer Stadium After Losing Home Opener (Satire)

Published by on April 15, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - MLB

The New York Mets opened their brand new ballpark, Citi Field, yesterday with a game against the San Diego Padres.

But it was not the grand celebration the Mets had hoped for, as they lost to the visiting friars 6-5 in a contest that showcased their franchise's ineptitude to dominate despite their superior roster. The Padres even led off the game with a home run, the first in the new stadium.

But now, Mets officials are looking into a refund on their $800 million dollar stadium because developers claimed it would be "a luxurious and breathtaking new home that will inspire the Metropolitans to victory for years to come."

"Obviously, this thing is defective," said Mets owner Fred Wilpon. "It was supposed to...

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