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Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship without Rick Fox (Satire)

Kobe Bryant silenced his critics this past weekend by winning his first NBA Championship without the help of Rick Fox. After ...

Management Fire All Washington Nationals Players, Keep Coaching Staff (Satire)

Unhappy with the way the team has performed so far this season, Washington Nationals management fired all their players today in ...

MLB Network to Show NFL Preseason Games to Boost Ratings (Satire)

MLB Network today announced a deal with the National Football League to carry 14 preseason games this upcoming August, in an ...

Michael Vick Now Available to Any Team Looking for QB Downgrade (Satire)

Michael Vick was officially released by the Atlanta Falcons today, meaning he is now a free agent. Known for being a ...

NHL Offers to End Debate: Just Let LeBron Be Their Best Player Ever

The NHL has extended an offer to LeBron James to officially declare him the best player in hockey history, if only ...

Man Jailed After Tricking Friends into Watching Soccer

A man is serving jail time tonight after his friends called 911 when they discovered they had been invited over to ...

Referee Thanks Player for Help Making Game-Deciding Call (Satire)

It's great when you see good teamwork out there on the basketball floor. Nowhere was it more apparent than during the ...

NBA To Start Boston Celtics In Place of Magic for Game Three (Satire)

After a poor showing in their first game and failing to deliver in the clutch in their second, the NBA league ...

ESPN Score Ticker Takes Job At CNN (Satire)

The ESPN Sports Score Ticker held a press conference today to announce that it had signed a new deal with CNN ...

LeBron To Play Next Season With Cavaliers In Knicks Uniform (Satire)

The Cleveland Cavaliers have unveiled some uniform changes for next season after being knocked out of the playoffs by the Orlando ...

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