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Young Marionette Accuses Kobe Bryant Puppet of Infidelity

A new report in Sports Illustrated features a young marionette in the Los Angeles area that has come forward to say ...

Detroit Lions Try To Send Daunte Culpepper Down To Minors (Satire)

The Detroit Lions today announced that veteran quarterback Daunte Culpepper has been designated for minor league assignment today. This leaves the ...

Colorado Rockies No. 1 In Denver Columnist’s MLB Power Rankings

Woody Paige unveiled this week's MLB Power Rankings in the Denver Post, and not surprisingly, the Colorado Rockies were again in ...

Celtics Score 21 Points During Halftime To Take Lead Over Magic (Satire)

The Boston Celtics found themselves trailing by 18 points at the half of their most recent game against the Orlando Magic ...

Jason Bay: New Red Sox Outfielder’s Antics Just Bay Being Bay(Satire)

When Jason Bay took over for Manny Ramirez in left field for the Boston Red Sox last season, he knew he'd ...

Cowboys Suffer Startling Non-Metaphorical Collapse (Satire)

The Dallas Cowboys were stunned over the weekend as their practice facility in Texas collapsed during a rainstorm, injuring several people ...

SI’s Selena Roberts Nearly Out of Scandals To Accuse A-Rod of (Satire)

Despite her tell-all book on Alex Rodriguez coming out this week, Sports Illustrated's Selena Roberts may soon find herself out of ...

Assigning Arbitrary Letters to Team’s NFL Draft Choices: Part I

The 2009 NFL Draft is now in the books and we here at TSC take a look at all the hits ...

Cowboys Draft New Team Captain To Improve Coin Toss Performance (Satire)

The Dallas Cowboys took Texas A&M's Stephen McGee in the fourth round of this year's NFL Draft in order to shore ...

What Exactly Does Mel Kiper Do The Day BEFORE The NFL Draft?

Tomorrow's a big day for football fans. It's the NFL Draft. And although we've sat through weeks of mock drafts, we ...

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