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Mets Write Polite Letter to Marlins Reminding Them to Lose (Satire)

A letter from the New York Mets was delivered today to the Florida Marlins club offices in Miami. It was written ...

Derrick Rose Has Awkward Coming Out Party In Playoffs (Satire)

Like the Arizona Cardinals Larry Fitzgerald in this year's NFL playoffs, Derrick Rose is having a coming out party of his ...

Detroit Lions’ New Logo Looks Suspiciously Like That of Patriots (Satire)

After the first 0-16 season in the history of the NFL, the Detroit Lions are looking for any way they can ...

Mets Looking For Refund and Newer Stadium After Losing Home Opener (Satire)

The New York Mets opened their brand new ballpark, Citi Field, yesterday with a game against the San Diego Padres. But it ...

Wizards Trick Innocent Man Into Being Their Head Coach (Satire)

The nation's sympathy goes out today to Flip Saunders and his family, who this news organization has learned just agreed to ...

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